PDA

View Full Version : Things That Will Never Happen On Star Trek


McBain
05-04-04, 06:22 PM
:lol: (http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/closet/silly/Things-Never-On-Trek.html)
Click the smiley

The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is in no way connected with the 20th century.
The shields on the Enterprise are more then adequate and stay up during an entire battle.
A power surge on the Bridge fails to electrocute the user of a computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a fuse.
Spock or Data is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.

[OLSC]Papa Smurf
10-04-04, 09:50 AM
a plot
characters
decent stories
{i could go on for hours....}

[OLSC]Fizban
10-04-04, 12:30 PM
No 993 Papa Smurf doing a guest appearance :lol:

Fizban
The cause of the problem:
Boredom in the Kernel.

[OLSC]Papa Smurf
10-04-04, 12:35 PM
i would - but it'd have to be a finale - i'd have to kill everyone :twisted: