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ToeAndno
09-07-06, 12:55 AM
1. Always look over my shoulder, you never know who is trying to stab you in the back.

NcA
09-07-06, 01:04 AM
:salut: Wise words there mr toe, wise words :salut:

ToeAndno
09-07-06, 01:05 AM
Feel free to add your own.

b4ng3r8
09-07-06, 02:07 AM
never go into a office stairwell when a guy called kiki is in there with any sort of weapon.................................that always keeps me safe at work :lol:

NcA
09-07-06, 02:51 AM
^^ Especially a P90 ^^

If you go out all guns blazing, you're making yourself an easy target.

Jak
09-07-06, 03:09 AM
Never try to catch a bullet with your teeth.

DKpine
09-07-06, 07:30 AM
your friends will put a grenade in your teeth, because they think they can go through walls or something....

Mincemeat
09-07-06, 07:50 AM
Bunny Hopping will get you killed!

McBain
09-07-06, 08:02 AM
I'm not sure how some of these will help you in real life... are some missing the point of this thread?

Try not to always rely on others, cover all angles yourself when possible.

Mincemeat
09-07-06, 08:36 AM
When the opportunity presents itself, rush rush rush and take it!

Bob47
09-07-06, 09:22 AM
Always listen to your surroundings because you never know what is around the corner

ArTFuL DoDGeR
09-07-06, 10:30 AM
Don't always go in all guns blazing, make them wait and when they least expect it, you approach them from all angles.

P.S I like McBain's really makes sense in both RL and CS

Stokes

Fate
09-07-06, 02:48 PM
never walk around with a grenade in your pocket incase the pin gets snagged.....

make sure you throw the grenade and not the pin.......

don't pick you nose with a gun.....

vents are bad.....

McBain
09-07-06, 03:22 PM
Ok, so Fate shouldn't be allowed to post in this thread ever again... :roll:

Gamith
09-07-06, 05:59 PM
Proper teamwork is always better than good individuals,

An empty tool (gun, stapler etc.) is a useless tool,

Buy the best when you can afford it and don't waste your money,

Speed might be good, but haste isn't.

ttfn

Fate
09-07-06, 06:55 PM
haha :lol: mcb and why should'nt i be allowed to post?

helios
09-07-06, 07:08 PM
never walk around with a grenade in your pocket incase the pin gets snagged.....

make sure you throw the grenade and not the pin.......

don't pick you nose with a gun.....

Well fate, its not exactly a RL thing any of them for most people here.

Infact, i think i am one of the few here that is likely to do any of the above :side: .

And picking ones nose with a gun is OK, aslong as it ent loaded.

McBain
09-07-06, 07:22 PM
haha :lol: mcb and why should'nt i be allowed to post?

Because every now and then we have a serious thread, but you come along and post a load of b*lls... thats why.

jezzag
09-07-06, 09:24 PM
dont think......just feel it!

:)

Fate
09-07-06, 09:31 PM
serious thread......it's only a game....you know that right? theres nothing a series of moving graphics can teach you about real life bacause it simply isn't real itself....

McBain
09-07-06, 09:35 PM
It is a game? So> Football is a game? It's real?

We are already seeing you are failing to learn from things you really should, be they a game or in real life.

Anyway, the point of this thread is exactly the link between real life and games. The point you totally missed.

helios
09-07-06, 09:37 PM
i'd disagree Fate. FPS games can teach people alot, namely Teamwork and to expect the unexpected.

They can teach comunication and leadership skills, and co-ordination.

If they were useless, why would they be used as training simulations in military units?

Mincemeat
10-07-06, 06:56 AM
Always never hesitate to sacrifice yourself to save the team!

Sc00by
10-07-06, 09:01 AM
Hiding in the corner is never a permanent solution.

You can only run SO far...

Sometimes it's better to be a follower than a leader.

Sometimes you need the team to have different targets to succeed.

and;

Snipers suck ;)

McBain
10-07-06, 10:08 AM
Hiding in the corner is never a permanent solution.

Ooh, I do like this one. Although, it does sometimes work if you have a strong enough team working with you... it just shouldn't be your solution is all ;)

Lestat
10-07-06, 10:34 AM
Flashing Can lead to permanent injury. Death or a swift kick in the balls

Gamith
10-07-06, 12:15 PM
The same problem can often be solved in many ways,

No matter what you do people will always be able to surprise you,

Sometimes you might do everything right but still lose,

Just when you thought you had seen the most stupid person, they will upgrade the quality of the stupid people.

ttfn

Bob47
10-07-06, 04:03 PM
i find that if you run around with the wrong item out it can useally lead to horrible things

Sharky
10-07-06, 04:33 PM
if you want something doing right, do it yourself.

two heads are always better than one.

Sc00by
11-07-06, 12:32 PM
two heads are always better than one.

But enough of your sex life...

Mincemeat
12-07-06, 07:14 AM
Running with your knife out may be a quicker way to reach your destination - dead!

McBain
12-07-06, 06:02 PM
Not sure that's much use to most of us. I don't even carry a knife... The only knife I might run somewhere with is my butter knife if I think I'm burning my toast, and I've never arrived dead at the toaster...

Sharky
12-07-06, 06:15 PM
Not sure that's much use to most of us. I don't even carry a knife... The only knife I might run somewhere with is my butter knife if I think I'm burning my toast, and I've never arrived dead at the toaster...

..........yet

how about running with a knife out can get you killed?